You Know Your 9 Months Pregnant When.....

You Know Your 9 Months Pregnant When.....

- Feel 300 lbs heavier than you are, compliments of your swollen feet. 


- Drop something on the kitchen floor and stare at it thinking, Do I really need that?


- Have to find the bathroom in a store before you start shopping. 



- Call your husband and he picks up on the first ring. 


- You no longer care about having hairy legs.


- You cant paint your own toenails anymore


- The only shoes you wear are ones that slide on.


- Walking to the bathroom makes you loose your breath


- When you cry, laugh, cry, laugh and the only one that 
understands is you


- When your waddle is your new runway walk!


- You constantly have a smile on your face because we get to meet our little princess at any moment!