You Know Your 9 Months Pregnant When.....
- Feel 300 lbs heavier than you are, compliments of your swollen feet.
- Drop something on the kitchen floor and stare at it thinking, Do I really need that?
- Have to find the bathroom in a store before you start shopping.
- Call your husband and he picks up on the first ring.
- You no longer care about having hairy legs.
- You cant paint your own toenails anymore
- The only shoes you wear are ones that slide on.
- Walking to the bathroom makes you loose your breath
- When you cry, laugh, cry, laugh and the only one that
understands is you
- When your waddle is your new runway walk!
- You constantly have a smile on your face because we get to meet our little princess at any moment!








